Thursday, February 23, 2012

i am willing to admit i'm wrong this time...

i've always liked hanging out with guys rather than girls, i used to think they weren't crazy.

my best friend and i have somehow managed to get stuck with a few of the same guy friends since high school. one is a frat-tastic smart ass, another doesn't really think before he acts..or lights crap on fire, and the third is a ginger. I have kept them around because when i get a little crazy they usually give me two options. one, stop being a brat (its usually a different B word) or you have to buy us beer... and usually only one of those things happen...hint: its not choice one...

but as the last week has gone on i've come to realize something. something that doesn't happen very often...i might be wrong about this whole thing...

if you keep up with my blog you should remember the post crazy eyes are a real thing. this post confirms the fact that women are crazy. there is no argument there. but after some serious research I've come to realize that one, guys are crazy, and two they're part of the reason we're crazy.

i'm sure every guy reading this just rolled their eyes, but just wait...i have examples.
Men are giant 8 year olds.

 "if you don't stop texting me, i'm gonna text your mamma and tell her to tell you to stop." 

  • Yes, those words were actually sent to a girl i have a class with, by her ex...who is 25 years old...who did in fact text her first. i watched this conversation take place. As if the argument taking place via text wasn't enough to take me back to the days of rocking out BSB on my portable sony cd player (which i still have), when told he needed to "grow up" he the proceeds to say something to the effect of "I hate your guts."
    ...the third grade called, it wants its insult back.
We're not the only ones that have a special "time of the month."
  • i'm not going too far into detail with the biology behind this one, but trust me it happens. think about all the men in your life, guy think too. whether its your boyfriend, your bros, or your dad it happens. everything is fine. then boom. there it is. 
    • example: i was in the middle of the rant that inspired this post today with a friends whose been with her boyfriend for about a year. the moment i took a second to breath, she chimed in with the words "Lailz, i think you're right." the sound of those words were like music to my ears. she then goes on to tell me that her boyfriend became rather hostile towards her, over something that was completely HIS fault. there was some arguing, then click. someone hung up on the other one...but was it her? one might assume so. it was him. within five minutes he then committed the, popularly used to us ladies,"guilty conscience call back." this is a call placed with in  1-5 minute period of time when the hostile party he yet to simmer down, and is still riding the emotional crazy train. this call usually consists of a little whining, unnecessary begging for forgiveness, and sometimes to occasional tear. all of while we later realize was completely irrational and uncalled for. well folks, yes. his call back, as far as she would admit, did contain 2 out of three of the ridiculous emotions listed above.
      now guys, when your girl acts like this what is the first though that comes to mind...exactly...my point has been proven. (if you can't figure it out, i'm not telling) 
    • example: in class today, i happened to catch the tale end of a conversation between the two girls behind me...
      chick one: girl, my boo got so mad sunday night, we ain't twlked since.
      chick two: aww shoot girl, why?! did he hur about you and dion?!
      chick one: no girl, i lost the remote.
      me: not to intrude, but you have got to be kidding...
      that is a prime example of an over-reactive mood swing, trust me. i know.

please correct me if i'm wrong, and i mean PLEASE, but i see a few good reasons to believe i'm right. you hear people say things like men are simple, or don't read too much into it because he is a man. 
blah.
blah.
blah.
when you have one go from not speaking to you for two weeks, then calling you twenty-two times in thirty-six minutes...or another who you speak to everyday, then somehow falls off the face of the planet...or one whose getting a divorce, but still lives with his ex wife and wants you to come visit...or one that steals your dog and moves to Las Vegas...or that reminds you he still has a key to your house...

so next time, before you tell your friends about your "crazy ex-girlfriend" check your stats bro and make sure you're not the crazy one.

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